Why is this town so ugly?

So, I've been in this little town of Anchorage for just over a year.  Frankly I think it sucks!  It's been said that one either likes Alaska or hates it.  I'll let you be the judge of which group I belong.

In the weeks and months that follow,  I'll give examples of why I think Anchorage sucks.  Those of you out there that happen to enjoy life here, please post your thoughts; who knows, maybe you'll change my mind (fat chance but...).  First of all, I have to admit that the backdrop of the city is actually knid of lovely,  however the city planners must have had thier heads up their (well you know) when they slapped this place together.  Ever hear of zoning laws?  Public spaces? SIDEWALKS?  Are we all here for the money to be made raping the environment?  I is that why the city is so crappy?   Anyone ever been to a "real" city?  Mr. Mayor? 

I've heard a lot of BS excuses for the poor state of this city, some crap about it being young, what?  Alaska has had statehood for 50 years, sorry not buying that one.  Money, ha!  This is the richest state in the F-ing Union and you can't even get decent bus service.  The bus stops aren't even covered!  Oh, here's a stretch... heated bus stops (winter is 7 months!) Where the F does the money go?  Oh yea, the PF f*&king D! F that!  The state gives each *sshole $2000 a year, give or take, from the revenue generated from sale of oil.  Great, give the plebs some dough and maybe they'll go.  Yea go buy  a new plasma TV, a new snowmobile.  It's a joke! The high school dropout rate is in the top 10 WORST in the Nation!  Maybe that money could go towards improving the schools here?  Maybe consider paying a bit more to attract better teachers?  No, it goes to A-holes like my neighbor who sits around on his fat a** all day in front of the TV (plasma that is) and pounds the f*^k out of my ceiling all day! Loser!  The A-hole lives for free off the state government, but the red staters up here call Obama a socialist.
I wish that f-er would get a job!

This place is a joke!   Don't believe me, then I can sum it up just two simple words: Shara Palin!

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